in that moment
i swear we were infinite

bowielegged:

i just saw a science fact and thought ‘thats probably not real’ so i guess im a republican now. im going to go buy a gun and not please my wife in bed.

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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bastille:

How to stop being sad google search

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
What do you do when the one person you want comfort from the most is the one who caused your pain? How can I want so desperately for him to wrap me up in his arms but also want so much for him to leave me alone? Amanda Grace, But I Love Him (via larmoyante)

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hplyrikz:

I can relate to this


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